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  • Oct. 14th, 2008 at 4:31 AM


Once upon a time, there was a girl named Anna.Anna has a little sister named Bianca,who has down syndrome.Bianca could be really normal if her parents didn't treat her like a spoiled retard.Because this little 9 year old girl with down syndrome is much much smarter than her spoiling parents think.In simple terms this little girl is a brat.

        One fine tuesday Anna gets home from school,she is exhausted,from not getting enough sleep the past night,as it is almost every night because of homework.She does her chores and tells here mother she is taking a nap.About a half an hour later her mother comes into her room and says,

"Anna! I'm going to wave Mccain sign on the corner, you have to watch Bianca."

Now Anna is still half asleep so she rambles on and on about nothing,her mother having only a bit of sympathy says,

"sleep on the couch"

Anna drags herself and her Frank out of bed,snapping for her dog to follow.She stalks out into the open, quite bright, house.Bianca is sitting on the floor watching Eloise,Anna is pleased because she thinks that Bianca will be occupied by Eloise as she sleeps.Being extremely tired Anna instantly falls asleep on the couch.A short while later Anna is rudely awakened by her house alarm going off,which means if you didn't know that a door or window had been opened.Yet the alarm wasn't JUST going off it was going off.
[for those who do not know an alarm has a beeping noise when you set it off you get a certain small amount of time to put the code in before it starts to blare,after a short time of only blaring a siren type noise also goes off.]This is how the alarm woke, poor little tired half asleep, Anna up.Anna still quite lucid jumps off the couch and starts to frantically run around the house screaming,
 
"MOM!MOM!MOM!"

After about ten seconds of having no idea what's going on Anna realizes and sees her little sister is fine and turns the alarm off.She grabs the phone waiting for the alarm company to call but they never did.Anna calls her mom.Anna's mom calls back five minutes later and says the police are on the way.Quickly Anna dresses her little sister and throws her Dog,who doesn't shut up when a person comes to the door, in a room.After about forty-five minutes of waiting and still no police Anna lets her dog out and calms down,five minutes later two police officers come walking down the driveway.Anna runs to put her dog away again and runs back to the door just as the officers are walking up to the door.She pokes her head into the window to look at them and they both freeze and stare at her.She,being weirded out by the way the froze like that, opened the door.They asked her if her alarm was going off, it obviously wasn't because the house was quiet,She politely answers,

"It was."

They eyeballed her like she was a suspect of a heinous crime.The lady officer,who was the one talking most of the time, asked her if everything was okay,her eyes were still staring Anna down like they were about to tackle her at any moment. Anna said it was and that it was only her little sister who had opened a door because she is a brat.They then both stared at Bianca with their crazy bulging eyes.The male police officer behind the lady officer then asked Anna how old she was she answered,

"fifteen"

He asked what school she goes to and if she had her permit.Anna answered both of them.The lady police officer still staring asked to see her permit.The officer took a pen and paper out and started writing down what was on her permit.Anna thought this was quite strange.They then asked her where her mother was,as they were leaving they eyeballed her one more time and told her to lock up.Anna thanked them for coming and they eyeballed her again.The whole time they talked  to her they had stared her down and talked very slow.Five minutes later her mother gets home.She tells the whole story.

ohmygoodness

  • Oct. 8th, 2008 at 12:20 AM









Last night i got out of the shower and i put my towel on.As i was about to connect the two ends, of the towel, i felt something poke me and i looked down and there was a humongous roach on me.I was sick so my voice was all weird and not staying on one pitch because of it , you can only imagine how i screamed.I wasn't sure if i had got it off or not but i was having a panic attack. My dad came out about five minutes later and i was still standing there in shock, i asked him if i had a bug on me,but he was apparently mad that i woke him up even though he freaking came out 5 minutes later, he yelled at me.I walked into my room and i didn't have my glasses on, i glanced at my mirror and saw something shiny on my head.Ohmy,guess.So i screamed some more, started crying,ran out, my dad yelled.Alas, he realized and brushed it off but it fell on my shoulder,so i screamed again.Then...it was over. it was horrible bahah i was still crying ahah.My mom came out about 10 minutes later and asked if i was okay hahaha.

GAYGAYGAY

  • Oct. 4th, 2008 at 10:05 PM

OKAY!
Every freaking guy friend that i have talks to me and loves me and is best friends with me until he gets a girlfriend then i'm non exsistent to them. Okay so i get a message a few weeks later and it's them
"OHHAYYEANNABESTFRIENDANNA!"
Me"haye.."
Guess why they are talking to me!
"whats up anna?"
Me "nothing..you?"
"oh my girlfriend and i just brokeup!"
Me "awe..why?" but i'm really thinking 'awe WHY THE FREAK ARE YOU TALKING TO ME I HATEYOU!'

Of course i'm going to be nice about it but one day srsly one day i'm going to freak out. this has happened three times this month i'm getting tired of it.

=[

  • Sep. 26th, 2008 at 12:25 AM

Today I wanted a batman pillow.. in the shape of batman and my mom told me i wasn't a kid anymore. i was mad.
=[
mmkbye

-snickers-

  • Jul. 28th, 2007 at 9:38 PM

Kayso, yesterday.
I had to go to the bathroom.
And I was in Macys with Charity.
i never have to go to the bathroom in a public place,but i felt like i should.
So we went to the bathroom,
and i went in the handicapped one cause its its own little room.
I went in and i locked it and i told charity to press the handicapped button, and it was making noises and it wouldln't open bahah.
But anyway, when i was abou to leave, the lock got suck on the door. I was stuck.i almost had a stroke.
So Charity was like "No,ITs going to unlock, i know it will."
It did.
Ahahaha.
i would have died.

Jul. 15th, 2007

  • 11:18 PM

So i wanted to go to warped.
An di told my mom about a week or so ago.
And she would talk to my dad about it.
So today we were all in the car,and we made everything set.
it was all SET and DONE.
till my mom turned on the tv.
guess what was on.
a warped thing.
my mom didnt want me to go at all from the start.
and so now i cant effing go.
And today an dthe past couple of days have been terible.
i'm having a emo week.
possibly an emo month or more.
greattt.
myabe i'll lose weight.
i might get apuppy.but probably not.
stupid fgt parents.

ohmyy

  • Apr. 2nd, 2007 at 11:15 PM

Uhmmmm
Today.
Well yesterday.
Me and my friend Juliet went bike riding.
We used to LOVE bike riding.
But both our bikes were gay and flat.
So her mom filled them up cause we were too lazy.
So we went bike riding.
And we decided to go bikeriding til we are skinney everyday.
But today we went bikeriding.
and it was pain and agony.
Haha
but we saw this cool wagon and little chair in somebody's trash.
So we took it and we both pulled the wagon with the little chair.
We painted the chair black.
And Juliet got the chair.
And i got the wagon.
=]
Yep.
Tommorrow its going ot hurt worse.
Ive always wanted one of those cool red wagons that are wood.
They have the red sides.
=]

AHH!

  • Mar. 27th, 2007 at 11:13 PM

I despise frogs.
And my mom accidentally squished ones leg in our sliding door today.
Its just sitting outside the door now.
i think there something wrong with its eye.
and its still alive.
But just stitting there.
Its prolly gonna die.
i feel bad but im going to have nightmares.
And eventually throw up.
heh..
=\

Mar. 22nd, 2007

  • 11:00 PM

Ermm.
So i was at my church thing tonight.
And the Talker guy was like how somebody in the Bible got stoned.
[Like have stones thrown at them]
And i smirked because i was thinking about all the other people who were like, 
"stoned?WTF"
I Knew what he was talking about, but i smirked anyway.
And he noticed,
And pointed at me, and started talking about me,
And i made a REALLY straightt face and he was like 
"OH! Maybe not..."
And it was REALLY! Horrible.







Mar. 21st, 2007

  • 1:53 PM

I made a brownie,in the microwave.
It was pretty good.
Except im nauseous cause i haven't eaten anything else yet today.
=|
So i did some crunches.
And the feeling went away for 10 seconds.
=\
I don't have any food at my house either.
Fleh.

Faggot

  • Mar. 20th, 2007 at 10:14 PM

That stupid welcome blog is bothering me.
I will make it go away.
I've fallen inlove.
With my little emoticon guy.
We've eloped.
And we will live happily ever after.
The End.

=D!

  • Mar. 20th, 2007 at 4:21 PM

I just made this. 
I had one a long time ago though.
But it won't let me upload pictures. 
So I'm mad.
Kaythxbai!

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